1. “Are we currently experiencing an earthquake or is that your biological clock ticking?”

2. “I just know you are going to find someone soon and be married within 6 months!”

3. “So tell me, any new guys in your life? Wink, wink!”

4. “It’s too bad you’re allergic to cats. They make great companions. Especially in large quantities.”

5. “Why don’t you just put yourself out there more?”

6. “There are plenty of fish in the sea!”

7. “God is going to bring him into your life when you least expect it!”

8. “You’re still single because guys are intimidated by you.”

9. “Guys don’t like girls who can eat more Christmas cookies than them.”

10. “My coworker’s brother has a sister who has a son who has a friend who just got out on parole…He’s tall!”

11. “You’re just too picky.”

12. “Why don’t you create accounts on eHarmony, Christian Mingle, Plenty of Fish, Match.com, and heck, put up a Craigslist ad ‘Single and Christian on Christmas’ just to cover all your bases?”

13. “If all else fails, I heard a rumor that the government might be legalizing marriage of first cousins.”

14. “Enjoy being single while you can!”

15. “Do you know what happened to all the Christmas cookies?”