#christiangirlproblems
WORDS THAT KALE WILL NEVER HEAR
WHEN A NEW GUY AT CHURCH STARTS TALKING TO ME
After he reveals he has a girlfriend:
WHEN I FINALLY POST SOMETHING AFTER A MONTH OF NOTHING
SINGLENESS
Most girls are like:
And I’m just like:
WHEN A NEW GUY WALKS INTO A YOUNG ADULT BIBLE STUDY WITHOUT A WEDDING RING
WHEN I DECIDE TO SPY ON MY FRIEND’S FIRST DATE WITH A GUY SHE MET ONLINE
If things are going well:
If things take a turn for the worse:
#creeperwithgoodintentions
5 MINUTES INTO MY TRAINING TO RUN A 5K
WHEN MY FRIEND SAYS HE’S BECOME VEGAN FOR LENT
I’LL BE THE HUMMUS TO YOUR PEETA
Why I shouldn’t be allowed to watch trending tween movies.
#fictionalcharactercrush #CatchingFire
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