G:
I feel like you and I have had three very distinct conversations over my lifetime.
There’s the “Hello, can you hear me now?” conversation:
m: “Hey God, it’s me. m.”
[Silence]
m: “Hey God, not sure if you heard me the first time. It’s me, m!”
[Silence]
m: “Are we having a bad connection? Perhaps you’re on the prayer line with another person right now? Maybe I should pray back later?”
[Silence]
m: “OK—just humor me. Send me a sign that I will have a new job by June. Have my favorite song come on the radio. Or a knock on my apartment door. Have my phone ring… now!”
[Silence]
m: “I just realized my phone was on silent. Let’s try this again… and GO!”
[Silence]
And the “Is the neon blinking light not obvious enough” conversation:
m: “So, I’ve been thinking…”
G: “Just wait.”
m: “But I have this great idea!”
G: “Just wait.”
m: “But if I—”
G: “Just wait.”
m: “But how long do I have to wait?!”
G: “Just wait.”
m: “Have you seen the white hairs popping up on my head?! Do I need to start asking for a walker for my birthday? Some orthopedic shoes? Dentures?!”
G: “Just wait.”
m: “GUYS DO NOT MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS WHO HAVE DENTURES!”
G: “Just wait.”
m: “Okay, listen. Have you seen what happens to me when it’s 6:00 PM and I haven’t had any dinner yet and my blood sugar is low and so is my patience? Hm?”
G: “Have you read any of the Old Testament?”
m: “Touché.”
And then sometimes there’s the “I hear what you’re saying and I’m actually OK with it” conversation:
m: “Sup, G!”
G: “Yo, lil’ m.”
m: “I’ve been thinking. I have a few ideas of what this next year will look like. Writing wise. Job wise. Church wise.”
G: “Don’t make any plans. Mine are better.”
m: “You know what, you are probably right.”
G: “I’m always right. Foresight 20/20.”
m: “Right eye -7.5 and left eye -6.5. Hindsight 20/20.”
G: “Which is why you need me—you are almost legally blind.”
m: (sings) “’Twas blind but now I see!!”
[Silence]
m: “G?”
G: “You’ll sing better when you get to heaven.”
M: “OK, so the plan is to just wait and let you lead me where you want me to go.”
G: “That’s the plan.”
m: “Jeremiah 29:11!”
G: “Thanks, I know– helped Jeremiah write it. Divine inspiration.”
Today, I’m happy with you just telling me to wait.
Your child,
m
