WHEN I’M SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND A COUPLE IN CHURCH THAT CAN’T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER
The 11th Commandement: Thou shall not embrace with the opposite sex during worship or exchange back rubs during the sermon.
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Amen sister! To that couple: GET A ROOM!
mmhmmmmm!!!!
And by room, she don’t mean the Sunday School room or the Nursery, or the Bathroom, or the Lobby, or the Janitor’s closet, or the Pastor’s Offices. Word out. Peace to my homies.
Under the pastor’s desk does not equal make out den.
hhahahaaaa!! so true, especially awkward for the single christian girl like myself !!
I know, right? Talk about awkward times 100!