WHEN A NEW GUY AT CHURCH STARTS TALKING TO ME
After he reveals he has a girlfriend:
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WHEN I’M SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND A COUPLE IN CHURCH THAT CAN’T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER
The 11th Commandement: Thou shall not embrace with the opposite sex during worship or exchange back rubs during the sermon.
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