WHEN I’M SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND A COUPLE IN CHURCH THAT CAN’T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER

i may throw up on you

The 11th Commandement: Thou shall not embrace with the opposite sex during worship or exchange back rubs during the sermon.

6 comments

  1. brookiep123's avatar
    brookiep123 · January 13, 2014

    Amen sister! To that couple: GET A ROOM!

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    Anonymous · January 13, 2014

    And by room, she don’t mean the Sunday School room or the Nursery, or the Bathroom, or the Lobby, or the Janitor’s closet, or the Pastor’s Offices. Word out. Peace to my homies.

    • Meghan Mellinger's avatar
      myletterstoG · January 17, 2014

      Under the pastor’s desk does not equal make out den.

  3. ehmbe's avatar
    Minaa B · January 15, 2014

    hhahahaaaa!! so true, especially awkward for the single christian girl like myself !!

    • Meghan Mellinger's avatar
      myletterstoG · January 17, 2014

      I know, right? Talk about awkward times 100!

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