Why Shaun White’s new haircut broke my heart

This year’s Olympics have left me more depressed than a vegetarian at a Brazilian steakhouse.

And I’m not talking about the fifth snowflake-ring debacle, or the times my countrymen haven’t nailed their triple sow-cow twist and shout ice skate thingy. I’m talking about follicles.

Actually, the lack thereof.

You see, Shaun White and I were meant to be.

Exhibit A:

shaun white and i

We have the same exact hair.

Well, we used to.

Exhibit B:

shaun white no hair

I’m not lamenting the fact that he was the Samson of the skateboarding world, and with the loss of his locks came the loss of a medal. No, I’m lamenting the loss of what our Christmas card would have looked like with us and our six children:

shaun white christmas card 1

(It was inevitable at least one would pop out with recessive genes.)

For the sake of our future spawn and holiday greetings, consider this a passionate plea, Shaun White, to grow out your locks like Rapunzel once more.

I’ll be waiting.

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3 comments

  1. Elyse Jankowski · February 19, 2014

    Love the comparison you chose because I’m vegan, and our work Christmas party is at a Brazilian steakhouse every year haha! (I brought my own bagged lunch this past Christmas #dontcare) Also, totally missing his hair as well 😦 Additional womp on no medal, but IPod killed it.

    • myletterstoG · February 26, 2014

      Oh my gosh that is too funny you have your annual Christmas party at a Brazilian steakhouse!!! I’m even more glad now that I choose that analogy HaHa. And yeah, Shaun has had his wins so it’s OK someone else got the gold this time! 🙂

  2. brookiep123 · February 20, 2014

    I’m sad on the haircut too but I still think Shawn White is a hottie! Just like you Meghan! 🙂

    Also, remember that time we went to a Brazillian steak house? MEAT COMA!

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