WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE IDEA OF ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED

scared baby

Based off Elyse’s #christiangirlproblem: “Fear. When/if God brings my dreamboat along, setting sail into the sunset is pretty scary! I’ve been single for a long time and haven’t dated anyone since being saved (2.5 years ago). Am I ready to date? If so, what will that even look like?”

Thanks for sharing, Elyse (http://standoutscripture.blogspot.com/)!

WHEN I’M SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND A COUPLE IN CHURCH THAT CAN’T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER

i may throw up on you

The 11th Commandement: Thou shall not embrace with the opposite sex during worship or exchange back rubs during the sermon.