WHEN AN ATTRACTIVE CHRISTIAN MAN HAS A GOOD PERSONALITY, GOOD JOB, DOESN’T STILL LIVE AT HOME WITH HIS PARENTS, AND IS STILL SINGLE
My spiritual gift of discernment tells me something is amiss.
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MY LIFE AFTER STARTING THIS BLOG
When something funny happens to me:
When my friend tells me something funny that happened to her:
When I see a cloud that looks like a labradoodle:
WHEN YOU DISCOVER YOUR FRIEND IS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE SHE MET 3 MONTHS AGO
First:
Then:
Finally:
Is it possible to contract hypertension from a Facebook status?
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THE MORNING AFTER NO ONE CAME TO YOUR HOUSE FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU WERE FORCED TO EAT ALL THE CANDY YOURSELF
#sugarhangover
HALLOWEEN
For most girls my age:
For me:
#christiangirlhalloweenproblems
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT I’M GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN
Translation:
EVERY SINGLE CHRISTIAN GIRL’S WORST NIGHTMARE
If you feed them, they will come.
WHEN I WANT A CHICKFILA MILKSHAKE AND REALIZE IT’S SUNDAY
Tear drops on my nonexistent nuggets.
MY THOUGHTS ON SPIRITUAL WARFARE
Shut the door, keep out the devil.
#sundayschoolsonganswers
HOW MY FAMILY REACTS WHEN I TELL THEM I’M CONTENT BEING SINGLE
I’ll take the lamb.
#content
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