WHEN I WONDER WHY THE WIND CHILL HAS BEEN -1 FOR WEEKS
cold
WHEN PEOPLE IN FLORIDA COMPLAIN THEY’RE COLD
#Northeastproblems:
Ugh!
THE POLAR VORTEX: WHAT HELL WOULD BE LIKE IF SATAN TURNED THE THERMOSTAT DOWN
WHEN THE CURRENT WIND CHILL IS BELOW ZERO AND I SEE BIKINIS ON SALE AT THE MALL
AS SOON AS I HEAR MY COWORKER COUGH
Tis the season to spread some germs.
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