Christian humor
WHEN A PRESBYTERIAN SUDDENLY REALIZES THE CHURCH HE WAS VISITING IS CHARISMATIC
WHEN I’M ON A PLANE AND SUDDENLY HEAR MEOWING COMING FROM BEHIND MY SEAT
Sometimes, the boar doesn’t need a haircut
G:
It’s March already?! It feels like just yesterday we were celebrating your Son’s birthday.
It seems as if the older I get the faster time flies—as if we’re picking up speed the closer we get to the finish line.
Since I’ve been gone in Seattle for more than a week for work, my blog clearly showed the effects of my busyness. In my efforts to juggle so many things in seemingly so little time, I always end up dropping at least one ball somewhere (at least I’m not juggling chainsaws).
While at this work conference, there were hundreds of tables where people from schools or literary journals had fun and interesting freebies. My coworkers stumbled upon a table that gave away tarot card readings. Of course I don’t believe in it, but I was on a mission to get as many awesome freebies as possible.
I walked up to the table and picked this card:
The guy at the table stared at it for 15 seconds and declared:
“Clearly, this is a man trying to give a boar a haircut.”
Clearly, this tarot card reading was directly applicable to my life.
I felt the excitement go out of me like helium from a popped balloon.
He went on to say: “This man is trying to do the impossible. You have to allow yourself to be realistic. Sometimes you can’t do everything. Don’t try to do the impossible. Sometimes, the boar doesn’t need a haircut.”
Even though this guy made up all this stuff up on the spot, it reminded me that I can’t do everything.
Clearly, I need help.
For all the things I need to do and can’t avoid, for all the balls I need to keep juggling, I’m thankful You give me the strength to accomplish it all when I focus on You (Philippians 4:13).
And then sometimes, there are those balls that can and should be dropped. Sometimes I try to tackle the impossible, when it’s not in Your best for me. Thanks for giving me discernment to drop the ball.
Because sometimes, the boar doesn’t need a haircut.
Your child,
m
WHEN I TRY TO TELL GOD THAT ‘I GOT THIS’
On birthdays: a special shout out to my parents
G:
Well, 28 years ago today you decided to have me pop out into the world on a cold foggy day with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and my weight matching that of a popular convenient store chain.
I’d like to first give You a special shout out for creating me even before my parents did. You knew the plans You had for me even before my parents knew my gender. You knew how many hairs were going to be on my head even before the “no that’s not a perm that’s her natural hair” afro phase.
But I’d really like to thank you for blessing me by bringing me into an amazing earthly family. For parents whose love rivals the depth of Loch Ness. For a mother whose warmth is greater than the Sahara. For a father whose humor is better than any late night with Jimmy Fallon. For parents who have shown me unconditional love. For a mother and father whose kindness, thoughtfulness, compassion, encouragement, support, and guidance has helped form who I am today. For parents who lovingly guided and instructed me on a path to You.
My heart swells with love for them like a balloon to the point of bursting.
Thank you for blessing me with parents who reflect in real and tangible ways the characteristics of You.
Your child,
m
MY BIRTHDAY
THE 4 WORST VALENTINE’S DAY CARDS FOR SINGLE CHRISTIANS EVER CREATED
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!
E and I are at it again. This time we decided to create the most awkward Valentine’s Day cards for single Christians ever.
We think we succeeded.
Enjoy. Share. Laugh. Love!
– m & e
Check out our last photo shoot if you want to continue laughing (at us).
14 REASONS WHY IT’S GREAT TO BE SINGLE
It’s February 14.
You know what that means:
It means we should be celebrating our singleness!
Instead of lamenting what day February 14 is, let’s look at 14 reasons why it’s great to be single!






























