THE MORNING AFTER NO ONE CAME TO YOUR HOUSE FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU WERE FORCED TO EAT ALL THE CANDY YOURSELF
#sugarhangover
christian girl problems
HALLOWEEN
For most girls my age:
For me:
#christiangirlhalloweenproblems
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT I’M GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN
Translation:
EVERY SINGLE CHRISTIAN GIRL’S WORST NIGHTMARE
If you feed them, they will come.
WHEN I WANT A CHICKFILA MILKSHAKE AND REALIZE IT’S SUNDAY
Tear drops on my nonexistent nuggets.
MY THOUGHTS ON SPIRITUAL WARFARE
Shut the door, keep out the devil.
#sundayschoolsonganswers
HOW MY FAMILY REACTS WHEN I TELL THEM I’M CONTENT BEING SINGLE
I’ll take the lamb.
#content
WHEN THE “I’M SORRY OFFICER I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW FAST I WAS GOING BECAUSE I WAS LISTENING TO WORSHIP MUSIC” ACTUALLY WORKED
No, thank YOU, Chris Tomlin.
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WHEN I GET ALL DRESSED UP TO ATTRACT A POTENTIAL MATE
100% guaranteed to attract gentlemen you have 0% interest in.
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WHEN I’M FEELING IN THE WORLD BUT NOT OF THE WORLD
#christiangirlproblems
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