AFTER I SIGN UP FOR EHARMONY JUST TO “SEE WHAT’S OUT THERE”
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WHEN THE WORSHIP BAND PLAYS MY FAVORITE SONG ON SUNDAY MORNING
They’re like:
And I’m like:
YOLO
To the world:
To Jesus:
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EVERY MORNING WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
#timetotamethebeast
HOW I FEEL ABOUT GOD CREATING ICEBERG LETTUCE
A green leaf with no nutritional value: one of God’s greatest mysteries.
21st CENTURY COVETING
When everywhere I look I see:
And I’m just like:
Zach Morris called, he wants his phone back.
WHEN I’M ASKED TO PERSONALLY REFLECT ON MY MONEY MANAGEMENT DURING STEWARDSHIP SUNDAY
It’s raining dollar bills on Sallie Mae.
WHEN MY SPIRITUAL GIFTS ASSESSMENT SHOWS I’M LOW ON MERCY
This assessment makes me as frustrated as you sharing your difficult problems with me.
WHEN MY COUSIN TELLS ME THAT MEN OUTNUMBER WOMEN IN HIS YOUNG ADULT BIBLE STUDY
Do I have to walk through a wardrobe to get there?
WHEN AN ATTRACTIVE CHRISTIAN MAN HAS A GOOD PERSONALITY, GOOD JOB, DOESN’T STILL LIVE AT HOME WITH HIS PARENTS, AND IS STILL SINGLE
My spiritual gift of discernment tells me something is amiss.
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